Sidenote.

I was just reading through these posts and realized that I said I felt abandoned by my husband - how rude of me to not tell you his crime. Let's see, what was it... I distinctly remember the sharp pangs of abandonment... yes, that's it. He didn't bring me a croissant. A croissant which, when he asked if I wanted it, I declined. Yes, I said it. I DIDN'T WANT IT. And he failed - failed! - to bring it to me anyway.

How dare he be so heartless.